After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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