Apparently you make a good broom.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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