I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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