You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Even my vagina gasped.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
