you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Actions speak louder than pants.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
