remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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