i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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