shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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