So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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