Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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