the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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