Kiss
Puke
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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