Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
After last night, I could never be a politician.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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