On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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