isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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