I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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