we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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