You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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