I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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