It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I want to be your penis for a week.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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