ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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