I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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