He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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