my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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