I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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