I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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