Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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