I wanna passion pit in your ass
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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