At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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