I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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