I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize