literally had 100 drinks last night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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