Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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