Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
NoShamevember. You game?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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