He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
