By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i think i have two assholes
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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