we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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