In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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