I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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