You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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