So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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