i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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