called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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