Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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