I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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