He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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