This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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