my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sex in a hospital.. check
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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