Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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