It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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