what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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