Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
