Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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