One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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