Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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