Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
