I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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