Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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